When my family whent on vacation to a fancy hotel I was only 5 so as you can guess i was running around and whent into the bathroom took a condom and ran in front of everybody and yelled LOOK... FREE BALLOONS!!
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- i used to think that oral sex was just a fancy term for kissingAnon
- I used to let go all my balloons so my great grandma would get it in heaven— lissa
- I saw this guy at a hotel and he wore a tag that said "trainee," so I thought that it was his name!Anon
- When I was a kid, I thought the stars in the sky at night, were the balloons people let go.— Lisa