We were told in catholic grade school that during mass if our backside touched the pew it would be stuck there forever.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- My Dad told me that the Queen of England had a solid gold toilet and a special servant to wipe her backside.— Cat
- I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- I used to think school would last forever....— Jeff
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso