When I was a young tyke my mom's friend took me to a pizza place to eat. The workers there were kneading the dough and, noticing my amazed interest at it, someone gave me a little ball of dough that I made into a little dough pizza. On the car ride home I played with that dough, and finally ate it. We lived in the mountains at the time, and my mom's friend told me that I shouldn't have eaten that, because dough expands at high altitude, and it would expand in my stomach and I would explode. I cried the rest of the way home until he finally admitted he had been joking.
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that i could get a yeast infection by eating raw dough!Anon
- I used to believe that if you ate to much cookie-dough you'd turn into a camel.— Lenny
- I used to believe that the grated cheese served to cool the dough.— Silvia Spinetti
- When asked why he didn't finish eating the crust from his pizza, a young friend said "I don't eat the bone".— Dustin
- I used to believe that if you ate the little seeds on pizza that pizza would grow out of your ears— chana
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda