My dad used to play in a band when I was younger and whenever anyone would ask me where my daddy worked I would tell them his job was to go shake his booty.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- i used to believe the song "band on the run" was "band on the rug"— someone
- I used to beleive in stores that were open 24/7 , that the people that worked there worked 24/7 nonstop.Anon
- I used to belive that employees who worked at 24/7 shops lived there and never slept!(they worked 24/7)— tilly Waukesha WI
- I thought if someone worked full time it meant they worked 24/7 and never did anything else!— andalite
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )