Sometime in elementary school, I had to go to the doctor for a physical. When I heard the doctor tell my mother "slight breast deformment" I was terrified. Turns out it was "slight breast development"!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick
- My sister used to believe that mayonaise made your breast grow.— Honey
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- When I was little I thought that black babies who were breast fed got chocoate instead of white milk.— Susan
- I used to want to be a doctor when I grew up, because doctors never die, as they can cure themselves.— Stuart
I used to believe a man and a woman needed a doctor to put their parts together when they did it.— Phil