When I was 10 my dad coached my girl's soccer team. One day at practice the team was slacking off so my dad said, "I'm 103 years old and I can do this drill faster than you!" One girl on the team took it to heart and went hold and told her mom that "Mr. B's 103 years old!" I guess my dad's balding gray hair was all it took to convince her! Gee, I guess that makes Dad about 121 now.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- my friend used to think a SWAT team was pest control.— wacko zacho
- I used to believe that everytime i saw a helicopter the A-team were in it on their way to fight the baddies!— Natalie
- My mom used to believe that the San Francisco Giants baseball team were actual giants.Anon
- My little sister used to believe that a mullet was the "hair transplant" operation that balding men get.— Sarah's Sister
- I thought Buckwheat from "The Little Rascals" (1994) was a girl because he had long hair!— Molly
- I used to hold my hand over my hair whenever i left the house and it was windy incase my hair blew away— lisa