Well, after going to a karaokee bar and realizing what the real words were, I feel really stupid. I thought that the part in Def Leopard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me", you know the bottle part...oh I didn't know it was about a bottle. I thought it went: "Think about it, shake it up. Break the past of love, break it up!"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that elmers glue was made from milk, since it had that cow on the glue bottle. — Monty
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- I used to only sleep on my back because I thought I would break my ribs if I slept on my stomach.— Molly
- that a piece of liver in your fridge if left overnight would wrap itself around a bottle of milkAnon
- I believed that dolls could feel when I didn't love them, that's why I treated them well.Anon
- when I was little my uncle told me he was part bear. I believed people could be part bear until I was twelve. — Audrey