I thought they used to make the wafers for communion during the mass and that the oven was at the alter in the front of the church. When the priest would kneel down (which happens often right before the handing out of communion), I thought he was checking the oven to see if the wafers were done. I guess I grew up around too many cooks.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- I used to believe you could pour lemonade in a pan, put it in the oven and make lemonade cake.— wumpmugg
- I used to wonder why the oven didn't set food on fire!— danielle
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I don't know why but when i was 5 i used to think the place where you kneel to pray was were kids sat.Anon
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon