my grandmother taught me what a vagina and a penis was when i was about 3 and i always thought a penis was a peanut and one day i asked if i could have a penis butter and jelly sandwich
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela