My mate Wainers' wife Nikki, thought that the Red Dwarf theme said 'It's cold outside, there's no snow in Africa' as opposed to conventional wisdom which suggest it is 'It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Ever since I was 8, i never ate chili because i thought it ws cold.— James
- Until I was about eight I thought that there had been actual fighting during the Cold War.— Miss Taken
- I thought cold sores, were really called cole slaw!!— kathryn
- i was scared to fart outside in cold weather because i thought u would be able to see the steam.— xJeNneSceNcEx
- I thought that cold was an actual, positive force and not just the absence of heat— terberous
- I always thought that everytime it got cold or snowed, the plant Neptune came closer to earth.— Andy T