i once asked my father why bird excrement was white. he told me it was because it got *really* scared on the way down.
A childhood belief about birds
others believed things like this
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I once asked my dad 'when you were little were you in black and white?'
So I guess I believed that lol XD— Moo - until the age of 6 i didnt know bird had feet.Anon
- I used to think that the song "Just like white winged dove" by Stevie Nicks was "Just like the white window" — Julia
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan - My father told me that Frenchmen had three legs.Anon