On Dukes of Hazzard, I used to think that Roscoe P. Coltrane's real name was "Roscoe Peekotrain". I also wondered why the hell Bo & Luke didn't look like Bo & Luke anymore and changed their names to Coy & Vance. Not to mention the guy who would sometimes narrate the show...I wondered why you could only hear him and not see him. It was also quite some time before I found out who General Lee was. After all, it wasn't like KITT on Knight Rider; General Lee could not tell anyone its name.
Man, kindergarteners are so oblivious.
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Luke-Warm water had somthing to do with Luke SkywalkerAnon
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- My little sister's imaginary friend was Kit the talking car from that show Knight Rider.Anon
- I thought that when you pressed the hazzard button in the car, the dukes of hazzard would come and save you.— smfd26
- I used to believe, driving in front of all the other cars on the highway, Knight Rider was leading the pack.— Michael Kolassa
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson