While growing up in the late 70s and 80s, my father always referred to Communists as "Communist Bastards". He never said the first word without the other. So, in elementary school when we were talking about world history one day, I remember raising my hand and answering, "Because the Communist Bastards ..." It was pretty embarrassing.
A childhood belief about politics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe as a child that a Communist and a Columnist were closely related, even one and the same.— Elaine M. Downey
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell