I used to get really mixed up between the words 'soldiers' and 'shoulders' to the extent that I had a fixation with the eppilettes on the shoulders of all of my Dad's friends. (My Dad was in the forces - so that didn't help really!)
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my feelings were in my shoulders.— Jesyka
- When I was little, I used to believe that football players really had shoulders that big.— Angie
- When I was a kid, I used to think that the only way you could play football was if you had giant shoulders.— Sam
- I used to believe that heads of state had diferent kinds of heads on their shoulders— stupid elado
- I was convinced that Gorilla soldiers in Vietnam in the 70's were real Gorillas attacking other Soldiers.— Mario
- When a soldiers went AWOL in the movies, I thought they physically climbed over "A Wall".— D Rumsfeld