I used to believe that when people get bapitized, their soul get snatched up by god into heaven. And what's left on earth are just puppets controlled by angels to keep me company until I get baptized. So when all my family except me were converted, I started wondering if I should join them in heaven or wait a few years. (after all, the puppets were perfectly good companies) My baptism was as disappointing as my first orgasm.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the streams left behind jets were people going to heaven.— kindofadork
- that when it thunder'd it was angels rolling barrels around heaven.— daniel copeland calif,u.s.
- My older sister used to beleive that when it rained, the angels in heaven were having a spitting contest— Doblica W.
- i used to believe that stars were people in heaven and the moon was god— Jessica
- I used to think that when people died, their whole bodies were taken up to heaven, not just their spirits.— Karrie
- I used to believe that when people died, they flew to heaven in their coffins.— PikachuGirl123