I mix up the words impotent and incomptent. Or at least, I used to. This was a conversation, right after mid-terms, while walking home with a male friend. it went something like this
me : what'd you get on your mid-terms?
him : needs improvment for everything, exacept in Fasion. The teachers hate me because Im incompotent.
me : why would they know you cant get a boner?
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil