I used to believe a lot of things about church. One thing I used to think was that God literally LIVED in my church, but was invisible when anyone walked in for mass. When no one was in the church, he would eat communion at the altar, read the hymnals, take baths in the baptismal font, and basically live in the church like one would live in a house.
I also used this belief to think that the reason that so many bad things happened in the world because God would sleep on the pews, which are so uncomfortable that anyone who sleeps on them would be cranky in the morning!
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I thought that a mosque (a muslim church) was a place where mosquitoes live.Anon
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou
- That the city of Christchurch was a big church which everybody lived in.— Christine
- I used to believe that Darth Maul lived in my church.— Sarah