When I was lil I believed that you developed *ahem* breasts as soon as you put a bra on, and it didn't matter if you were a male or a female. I was sOo convinced of this because every night when my mom or aunt would take their bras off before they went to bed -it would appear that their boobs had shrunk!! I still believed this even after I got my first training bra - I would REFUSE to take it off before I went to bed, because I wanted my boobs to be big and I didn't want them to ever shrink. It took me YEARS to realize that my mom and aunt were wearing push-up or padded bras!!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe period blood came from the nipples. I thought that was what "padded bras" were for!!Anon
- My wicked sister told me that baby's come from the armpit-didn't matter male or female.Anon
- I used to believe that wearing a bra that was too small would make my boobs get smaller.— Aretia
- when i was about 4 or 5, i believed that if i pulled on my nipples, i'd grow up and have big boobs.
— JW - When my brother was little, he believed that girls peed out of their boobs.— Emily
- I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.— Booey