When I was 9 I overheard my mother talking to a guy friend. Well I was across the room but I swore I had heard him say he was a lesbian. This confused me greatly because I knew lesbians were women and this was clearly a man. I didn't know what to make of it so I put in the back of my mind for a while. A while later he came back to visit and as he was leaving my brother pulled in the driveway and when he came in the door he asked who it was that was leaving our house. My mother replied "Oh that was Mark. Cynthia's husband" and I eagerly added "Yeah and he's a lesbian!" with much enthusiasm. My mom looked at me bewildered and asked where I had gotten that idea. I told her from the visit before, he had said he was a lesbian. She still looked confused a few seconds when it dawned on her and she started cracking up laughing. "He said he was a thespian not lesbian, you silly girl!". Apparently when across the room and listening to the t.v. the word thespian can sound a lot like lesbian to a child.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- My brother once referred to the neighbor as a lesbian (she was Lebanese...)Anon
- I used to think that cockroaches would visit your house if you didn't brush your teeth.Anon
- My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon
- i used to belive that if my brother pulled a hair out of my arm i would die in 5 seconds — heidi
- I used to believe that every one that
passed away would come and visit me.
No matter if I knew them or not!— Ashley S. (Knoxville , TN) - My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon