I remember the first time I discovered the back massager. I also remember looking at my stomach and thinking it had gotten a little bigger and that I was pregnant! Soon after of course I got it straighten out when I asked my mom where babies came from.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I remember thinking that non-English speakers were much smarter because they could speak "so much faster." Anon
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- When my mom would say that my eyes were bigger than my stomach I thought she meant it literally.— Amanda
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon