Whenever I hurt myself on a piece of furniture, my dad would always yell at the piece of furniture for hurting me. Sometimes he would pretend to hit it back. To this day if I stub my toe, bang my hand or knee, I scream at the piece furniture, call it all sorts of foul names and hit it back. It is never my fault. The coffee table should get out of my way.
A childhood belief about around the house
others believed things like this
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.— Dale
- I used to believe when it thundered that god was moving his furniture around.— Debra Mcewan
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that it would thunder when G-D was moving furniture in the sky.Anon
- I used to believe that when it thundered it was God moving the furniture around up in heaven!— Clare N.I.
- I used to think that walnut furniture was made out of the shells.— Cambria Consuelo