When I was 3 my mom was pregnant with my brother. One night we were having dinner when she said: "Uh oh, I guess someone is arriving", meaning my brother, but I thought someone was actually coming at our place, so I stood up and went to open the door.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- i used 2 believe when i left my closet door open at
night a skelleton would pop out and wave at me— bex - my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - I used to think that 'Child Locking' only worked on children and that older people could still open the door.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- I used to believe that the sound of crickets at night was actually coming from the twinkle of the stars.— Lily Fagioli