I used to think that if I was watching The Brady Bunch and Mom called for dinner that I could turn off the TV and come back to see the rest of the show when we were done. Although it never worked out that way I continued that thought process for a couple of years. I imagine I also used to bump into walls when I was learning to walk, back up and bump into them again. That's my only explanation.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- I thought that if you were speeding and hit a speed bump, it would cause your car to fly into the air.— SeñorChaCha
- I use to believe that if you told a story/lie you would get a bump on your tongue.Anon
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- Because of cartoons, I thought that to drive you'd just turn the steering wheel back and forth constantly. — Mitsuki
- my nana told my brother that if he continued sucking his thumb, it would turn into a matchstick. — tracy g
- after watching "the wizard of oz" i thought kansas was black and white and the rest of the world was color!— kelly