I once heard a small boy going around saying.....I'm Steven Cool Urkel.....instead of Steven Q. Urkel. He really believed that Steve was called Steven Cool Urkel. Steve wasn't cool at all....hehe.
"language problems"
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I had my wife convinced that Steven Hawking made his fortune as the original voice for the speak N spell toy.Anon
- When I was young I believed that the windmills found in farmers fields were used to keep the cows cool.— Linda
- I used to believe that we had winter to cool off the earth because it got too hot. Thanks, mom.— Jon
- when i was little, my dad told me that the moon is chasing me..quite cool~— lily
- I used to believe that the cool aid man was evil and he'd break through my wall and get me.— tammy
- I used to believe that Job in the Bible had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon