When I first started learning about colonial times, and how the women dressed what with corsets garters and those humungous hoopskirts, I always wondered how on earth they went to the bathroom. As a little girl I wore dresses a lot, and it was always a hassle to go to the bathroom wearing one. It must have been super hard to do it when your dress stood out three feet on each side. I finally decided that colonial women learned how to hold all of their excrements all day, and at night when they took of all their clothes they would finally get to go to the bathroom.
I was a stupid kid.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I used to belief that the Muslim women who wore their garment wore it because they were bald.Anon
- The song 'there's a bad moon out to night.' i thought they were saying 'there's a bathroom on the right.'— kim in alabama
- Until I was 8 I used to think that women who wore eye liner were witches. — Will
- my mom told me that if i went inside the dresses at the clothing store, the dress would eat me...Anon
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon