I used to get confused with the indians out of the cowboy & indian films and Jesus Christ in the religious films. I though Jesus and the indians were the baddies because Jesus must have been bad to have all the town against him and he was crucified. There was a cupboard that the priest was opening during service and in the moment of silence I asked my mother in a foghorn voice "Is that Jesus's Jail?"
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - When I was little, I thought the Indian princess on the Land-O-Lakes butter label was God or Jesus.— Butterflyzz
- I once asked my dad what Jesus' surname was, and he said it was 'Sinclair'.
I believed it for years!— Rebekah - My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D