We convinced my younger Brother, Mark that the sea gulls weren't calling aaark, but they were calling Maaarrrk and were going to get him. You'll be glad to know that he has recovered against the odds into a well adjusted adult.
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the initials NYC stood for "nobody you're calling" Anon
- From the Carpenters hit I always sang "calling octopus of interplanetary craft" instead of "occupants".— Paul
- My brother thought that one adult was a dult and that one alert was a lert.Anon
- My mum told my older brother that dogs weren't allowed in London.— Fiz
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda
- I used to think that pepper was only used to mark where you'd put the salt.— BK