I used to think that cutlery had gender and that the reason the fork (male) was on the opposite side of the plate from the other silverware was that he kept trying to "run away with the spoon (female)" .The knife (male) was next to the spoon facing away from her in order to protect her from the fork running around the plate and grabbing her.
A childhood belief about around the house
others believed things like this
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- I used to believe all cats were female and all dogs were male.— Sabby
- I used to think that all cats were female and all dogs were male. — Annalisa
- i used to believe that all cats were female and dogs were male!Anon
- I used to believe that cats were all female and dogs were all male.— Rachel
- i used to believe that all cats were female and all dogs were male— am i weird?