When I was in first grade- I vividly remember announcing to the teacher and the entire first grade class that I had a "Virginia" (not a "Vagina") and my mommy said all the girls had "Virginia's" like I did. You should have seen the teachers face.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When i was young, I thought being a virgin meant you were from Virginia.— Marcy
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to think virgin mary was actually 'virginia mary'Anon
- In my second grade class everyone thought that sexual intercourse was "TALKING DIRRTY".— Israel Bliss
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- I literally thought “oral sex” meant talking about sex until 8th grade health class.— Kai