At my church there was a wide side walk like pathway that led to the sanctuary and it went up in the middle so i beleived that was where God was burried (like he was dead) so i tried to step lightly and i got mad when fat people walked on it.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you walked down a dead end street you would die.— holly
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou
- the summer that I turned 11 I waited out side on the step all summer for my hogwarts letter... ;D — Ginny weasley... not really
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.— Tim
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek