When I was growing up, my baby sister was really gullible, especially when Daddy told her stuff. One Christmas Eve, we we're living in the country, and my dad jumped up, grabbed his shotgun, and ran outside. After hearing two shots, he came back inside, announcing, "That'll teach that fat old man to try to land his reindeer on my roof" Needless to say, Nancy ran screaming through the house, "Daddy shot Santa!!! Daddy shot Santa!!!" Mom looked at her and said, "Nancy, this is your Daddy your talking about."... She thought for a second, shrugged her shoulders and said "Oh, okay."
A childhood belief about father christmas
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that beer was called daddy juise
— jason - I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- i used to believe that when i told a lie my eyes would turn purple,because that's what my daddy told me!!— Jenna
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon
- My daddy used to think that there was a children-police that killed children who was bad— jonnie