In the Brittany Spear's song my daughter thought she said, "My onlyness is healing me, I must confess I silly leave, when your not with me I use my mind this is a sign, don't hit me baby one more time." She was five at the time!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- My younger sibling thought that Brittany was the name of the country where British people livedAnon
- My daughter thought bumblebees were baby hummingbirds. — Carolyn
- I used to think that we were breaking a law every time my mom passed a "Do Not Pass" sign on the road. — Kyra
- For the longest time I was sure my cat could read my mind.Anon
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa