My nephew once told his grandmother that he was very worried, because when he grew up to be an adult he wanted children but he had heard how children were made and wondered if that was true? and if it was, it was the most discusting he had ever heard.His grandmother told him it was true what he had heard. He then said "Well then Im first gonna go to he hospital to get my dick paralyzed!"
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- that when I grew to be an adult my parents would be children.— Rainbow
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- Someone told me mascara was made from bat feces. To this day, I'm not sure if it's true.— Schmoopy
- When I was a kid I heard that the Beatles did acid and I wondered if they melted from it.Anon
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda
- I used to think Kenny Rogers had 400 children and a crop in the field. Rather than 4 hungry children.Anon