The Duran-Duran song ....Rio....I heard "her name is Rio and she doesn't understand" rather than "her name is Rio and she dances in the sand" couldn't figure out why this girl didn't understand her name...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that boysenberry was poisonberry and couldn't understand whay anyone would want to eat it.Anon
- I could NOT understand why, if a pen worked on paper, it couldn't also write in thin air.— Can you guess what it is yet?
- When I was little, I couldn't understand why people called me a tomBOY, instead of a tomGIRL.— Amanda
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin
- I couldn't understand why my grandmother wore an ear-grenade (hearing aid). It sounded very dangerous to meAnon
- For many years I didn't understand why everyone was talking about the 'youth in Asia' (euthanasia).Anon