when I was little I heard my dad yelling at my uncle (his inlaw) he told him to f**K off. later i asked him what that meant. He told me it meant to go away or something like that. the next day at school my teacher was trying to help me with something I already knew how to do so i was going to ask her to leave then i remembered my dads way of saying that i thought it was the cool way to say it i told her to f**k off and she called my dad he was so embarased
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- Someone told me People and fish went to the same place.I thought they meant humans get flushed— MrK
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- One of my friends told me that when he was a kid he thought windmills were used to keep cows cool!— Julie
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- when i was little, my dad told me that the moon is chasing me..quite cool~— lily