I was always a quizzical kid. Back in the mid 1970's, I was asking what the word "leisure" was. My sister, who was getting tired of all of my questions, told me that "leisure" meant "fart". Of course my next question was why would anybody want to wear a "fart suit". Even today when certain body functions are churnning, I say that I "leisured".
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!— Nicholas Orsmond