My friends' 2 young boys love dancing to "James Bond" - err it's the Tom Jones version of "Sex Bomb". Has me & my partner in fits each time we see it.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that James Bond and all the other secret agents worked for MFI.— John C
- I used to believe the tv serie "Doctor Who" was a spin off from James Bond... (until I saw an episode)Anon
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that only girls could be my friends and all other boys were my brothers.
— rajat - My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- My partner thought women used the brown packing tape as wax strips.— Helen
- I believed that fairies lived in lamp posts - their front doors were the little holes where the key fits.— Janice