I used to belive that an alien lived in my toilet. And I was a hero. Everytime I had to pee/poo it was my superpowers telling me to fight the aliens. And when I would pee/poo I would be poisoning the aliens (knocking then out) Then flushing the toilet would send the aliens back to the sewer. And the gap in between pees/poos would be them making a new plan of trying to take over the world, and crawl up my toilet. Yes, I was amazingly weird.
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others believed things like this
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- i thought aliens would come to earth year 2000 because of a commercial were an alien ate a hot dog— ulle
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I don't know where I got this from but for a while I thought that aliens were really God. — Heazure
- I used to believe that teletubies where a kind of aliensAnon
- I used to think if you didnt get up before flushing the toilet would eat you...Anon