When I was small I sat on the front door step one day and thought about how rain happened. I decided that God must have a row of taps in Heaven, which he turned on and off at will, and was thoroughly satisfied with my theory.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- My mom told me that rain would help me grow... at a small 5'3" the reality set in quickly.Anon
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- the summer that I turned 11 I waited out side on the step all summer for my hogwarts letter... ;D — Ginny weasley... not really
- I used to think that if you left the taps on for too long the sea would run out.— fletch