For the longest time I was confused about where the clitorous is. I remember telling a friend that my clitorous wasn't sensitive, the part i pee out of is. Luckily my friend didn't laugh too hard, and explained that I had the two confused.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When my friend told me her cat was moulting I thought she said melting. I was confused for a while.Anon
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- For the longest time I thought Pig Latin was an actual language that they spoke in a part of Europe.Anon
- I didn't understand about boiled eggs until my Mum explained I wasn't supposed to eat the shell as well.— Chris
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen