i once asked my aunt when i was little if husbands came with names or did you have to name them when you got them
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I thought that since my grandpa and my dad's names are both David, than David Bowie must be my aunt's son.Anon
- i used to think that women gave birth to their husbands and marry them...— Pat
- I used to believe that a widower was a guy who killed married husbands to make thier wife a widow— Jessica
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- At the age of around five, I realized that my mum's and dad's names were not mum and dad!— yelloworpurple