When I was younger, I told my friend that mud was chocolate milk and tried to get her to drink it. She did, and needless to say, never drank chocolate milk again.
A childhood belief about milk
others believed things like this
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I thought black people were black because they drank chocolate milk. — Shelby
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon