In elementary school we had to arrange lists of words in alphabetical order. I thought you did this by asigning a certain "alphabetical value" to each letter, with A having the highest value, then B and so on. Things got complicated because the value was effected by the letters position in the sentence, with the higher values at the beginning. Thus, you would need to look at each letter and average its value depending on these components. According to this system the word BAAAA would be arranged before AZZZZ because the second word had so many Z's, which lowered the value. This system demanded that I write out each letter in the alphabet and also write it's numerical value above it, then develop some kind of formula to figure out a word's whole value. I failed many, many tests at this point.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- I used to wonder when reading the obituary column how people always managed to die in alphabetical order.— diane
- In preschool, I thought that the letter N came twice in the alphabet- W X Y N ZAnon
- i really thought that "key" was a secret letter to the alphabet that only i knew.— amber
- that the twefth letter of the alphabet was "elemeno" like: a b c d e f g h i j k elemeno p— feivel
- When I was learning the alphabet,I thought elemeno was one word.— Rick H.
- I used to belive that the word sexy (depending on your sex)
ment you were very girly/boyish.— MysticDarkness