As a child I played videogames, especially poorly translated ones from Japan. I sometimes tried to adopt some of the bizarre syntax and grammer of these games, assuming that while it seemed akward and at times incomphrehensible, it MUST be right.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- When I was a child I used to believe that when I played video games my real world changed like the game. — J
- I used to believe thato to adopt a child you had to collect points from supermarket products...— Linda
- I thought Oklahoma was a place in Japan (due to it weird name :P), and Japan gave it to USA later.— Luiz Alfonso
- I used to believe that if you played a record too many times it would wear it out.— April
- I was told that spaghetti grew on trees and i anounced it in class one day in grammer school.— w.b.
- I used to think that board games were called bored games because you play them when you're bored.Anon