I used to think condiments had feelings and they knew when I took one out of the fridge that I liked that one over the others. I felt so guilty I had to use all of them on my sandwiches. Even though I hated mustard, I'd put a tiny dot on my sandwich so it wouldn't feel bad. That goes for having to use Miracle Whip and relish too!
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I used to think I was the prettiest girl in the world and I felt really guilty for it.— Princesa
- My mom used to tell me if I ate mustard I would grow mustard.Anon
- I used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Beret" was actually "Mad-Miracle Man"— Missy
- My 3 year old little girl announced after spinning around for ages that she was 'feeing guilty' :-)— Adam
- I used to think mayo was sandwich glue and u had to have it to keep it togetherAnon
- My friend believed that eating bread crusts or eating mustard will give you curly hair.— Linda from Southern California