I used to think that a dishwasher was a robotic person who would wash all the dishes, dry them up and then put them away for you. I was gutted when we got one and we had to load and unload it.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Spinal Tap was a real band. I was 19 and gutted when I found out.— Jim
- I used to think that satellites were launched from satellite dishes.— Mike
- When I was young I used to believe that when it is raining God is crying or washing dishes.Anon
- I used to believe that sattelite dishes were used to shot down falling meteors that fell to earth.Anon
- I used to think that conditioner was to wash the shapoo outAnon
- I used to believe that if I didnt wash behind my ears, they'd fall off...— Karina