when i was really little, i saw a cup of sugar in the kitchen, and for some reason, i thought my parents were trying to make milk. so i poured a bunch of water into it, and my parents got really mad at me.
A childhood belief about milk

others believed things like this
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon
- I used to think that when you poured milk into your cereal, the cereal multiplied.— Allen
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- adding too much sugar to foods would give you "sugar worms"...
Anon