My dad had a very bad vocabulary when I was little. Every time someone beaped at him in traffic he would say "f you". My mom never knew about his bad vocabulary. So one day I was driving with my mom in a convertible and a corvette was behidn us beaping. I turned around at them and screamed "f you" as loud as I could. My mom was embarassed and the people in the corvette were laughing histerically.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- Before I knew about death, I used to think people turned back into babies again after they got old. Anon
- that the green traffic light turned blue when it was off— Kriket Evens
- i didn't beleive this, but a kid my sister knew thought if he screamed in a really high voice, he ran faster.Anon
- I used to belive that there was a god living in every traffic light, controlling the traffic!— Sukhi
- I used to belive there were people under the traffic lights, otherwise they wouldn't work...Anon
- For a very long time I believed that there were little men underground that changed the traffic lights!— Melissa