When I was younger, I thought all penises were the size of a 3 yr olds (like a baby carrot), so imagine my surprise when I walked in on my dad in the shower. I thought he had some problem!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon
- When i was younger i thought germs and bacteria were the same size as me— Tasha
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- When I was nine, I thought two eleven-year-olds could get married.Anon
- when i was younger i believed that when two guys had sex they would sword fight with their penisesAnon
- When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie