I always believed that garbage men only worked on Mondays because that was the day they came to my house. I couldn't figure out what they did the rest of the week.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to want to be a garbage man when I was older because I belived they only worked one day a week— Oscar the Grouch
- I could NOT understand why, if a pen worked on paper, it couldn't also write in thin air.— Can you guess what it is yet?
- I used to believe that "euthenasia" was "youth in Asia", and I couldn't figure why that was A Bad Thing.— Kellye
- Up until I was ten I believed that Yesterday was a day of the week— Kirsty
- when I was 6, I believed I had to go to school for the rest of my life— Cody Jarosinski
- I used to believed that when I went to sleep my heart took a rest too, and didn't pump at all while I slept.— Lara